{"id":523,"date":"2011-09-22T17:17:39","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T16:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/?p=523"},"modified":"2011-09-22T17:22:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T16:22:30","slug":"un-cauchemar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"Un cauchemar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The students will be returning around now to Passfield Hall student hostel in Bloomsbury, London\u00a0WC1, where I spent a nightmare (un cauchemar) night last week. I can only hope they will be aiming for degrees in finding their way around, as the following letter to the manager may explain:<br \/>\nDear Manager, I would have enjoyed my stay with you (date) a lot more if I hadn&#8217;t been unable to go out, and had been able to get back into my room when I returned at 11.30pm.<\/p>\n<p>It would be helpful if you would put more notices and labels around your buildings. Too late I realized both your annexes are identical in layout, and almost identical in numbering. I was becoming desperate when my (T305) key would not open door T303. When the (no doubt) startled occupant called out that I had the wrong room, it was then that I literally thought I had gone mad (wine, yer honour? Only two teeny-weeny glasses). The layout of this annexe is identical to the layout of the annexe I was booked into. A very kind man on reception helped me renegotiate the maze of stairs and corridors finally to find my own room. I have to admit I was sobbing by this time.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier I had felt trapped in a seemingly deserted building as I tried the exit door to go out for the evening. From dark basement back four floors to my room (luckily the &#8216;phone was working) and reception told me I should &#8216;push the green button&#8217;. This turned out to be a dark button on a dark background about three feet away from the door. It would be very helpful to have a large notice beside this, for the dazed and confused such as myself.<\/p>\n<p>On the positive side, the building was clean and picturesque, the staff exceptionally pleasant and helpful, and the breakfast perfect.<\/p>\n<p>Yours sincerely, EMS<\/p>\n<p>Writing this letter has relieved my feelings but, more importantly, I hope it just may help future visitors. Tip: the John Adams Hall round the corner (<a href=\"mailto:jah@ioe.ac.uk\">jah@ioe.ac.uk<\/a> 15-23 Endsleigh Street, WC1 0DP 020 7911 5300) was a much easier place to stay at five years ago.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The students will be returning around now to Passfield Hall student hostel in Bloomsbury, London\u00a0WC1, where I spent a nightmare (un cauchemar) night last week. I can only hope they will be aiming for degrees in finding their way around, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/?p=523\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[35],"tags":[34,33],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4yjly-8r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}