{"id":835,"date":"2011-11-24T21:28:41","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T20:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/?p=835"},"modified":"2011-11-24T21:28:41","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T20:28:41","slug":"lhistoire-du-tigre-feroce-par-simon-parke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elmalet.co.uk\/?p=835","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;histoire du tigre feroce par Simon Parke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s en avoir discut\u00e9 longuement, ils d\u00e9cid\u00e8rent de se procurer un animal domestique et d&#8217;acheter un tigre.<\/p>\n<p>Arriva le grand jour de la livraison du tigre. Celui-ci \u00e9tait si effrayant qu&#8217;ils devaient faire quelque chose. Pour garder le tigre, il y avait donc des changements \u00e0 apporter. Premi\u00e8rement, il fallait le maintenir sous calmants en tout temps, car l&#8217;animal avait beaucoup trop d&#8217;\u00e9nergie. Il fallait \u00e9galement extraire ses dents les plus dangereuses, car ses crocs pouvaient faire des ravages. C&#8217;\u00e9tait une question de sant\u00e9 et de s\u00e9curit\u00e9. Il fallait aussi lui mettre des \u0153ill\u00e8res pour le rendre moins conscient de ce qui l&#8217;entoure. Enfin, il fallait tondre quotidiennement sa magnifique fourrure en esp\u00e9rant qu&#8217;il finirait par oublier qu&#8217;il est un tigre.<\/p>\n<p>S&#8217;il oubliait qu&#8217;il est un tigre, ce serait beaucoup plus facile pour tout le monde.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ne troquez pas la gloire pour la domestication; ne renoncez pas \u00e0 la gloire du genre humain pour un ensembles d&#8217;id\u00e9es.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Tir\u00e9 de &#8216;M\u00e9ditation Minute&#8217; par Simon Parke (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonparke.com\/\">http:\/\/www.simonparke.com\/<\/a>). Disponible d&#8217;amazon.co.uk (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/\">http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/<\/a>).<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Terrible Tiger Story<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 by Simon Parke<\/p>\n<p>After much discussion, they decided to go ahead and have a tiger as a family pet.<\/p>\n<p>The great day arrived and the tiger was delivered. But it was so frightening they immediately had to act. If the tiger was to stay, certain changes had to be made. First of all, it would need to be kept sedated at all times &#8211; the animal had way too much energy. They also had its most dangerous teeth removed, as those fangs could do untold damage; you had to be aware of health and safety. They then put blinkers on its eyes, to make it less aware of its surroundings. And of course they shaved its magnificent fur daily; hoping that ultimately it would forget it was a tiger.<\/p>\n<p>If it gave up on being a tiger, it would be much easier for all of them.<\/p>\n<p><em>Don&#8217;t exchange glory for domestication; don&#8217;t give up on the glory of the human animal for a set of ideas.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Taken from &#8216;One-Minute Mystic&#8217; by Simon Parke (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonparke.com\/\">http:\/\/www.simonparke.com\/<\/a>). Available from amazon.co.uk (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/\">http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/<\/a>).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s en avoir discut\u00e9 longuement, ils d\u00e9cid\u00e8rent de se procurer un animal domestique et d&#8217;acheter un tigre. Arriva le grand jour de la livraison du tigre. Celui-ci \u00e9tait si effrayant qu&#8217;ils devaient faire quelque chose. 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