On devrait vivre la vie \u00e0 l’envers…<\/p>\n
Tu commences par mourir, \u00e7a \u00e9limine ce traumatisme qui nous suit toute la vie. Apr\u00e8s, tu te r\u00e9veilles dans une maison de retraite, en allant mieux de jour en jour. Alors, on te met dehors sous pr\u00e9texte de bonne sant\u00e9 et tu commences par toucher ta retraite. Ensuite, pour ton premier jour de travail, on te fait cadeau d’une montre en or et tu as un beau salaire. Tu travailles quarante ans jusqu’\u00e0 ce que tu sois suffisament jeune pour profiter de la fin de ta vie active. Tu vas de f\u00eate en f\u00eate, tu bois, tu vis plein d’histoires d’amour ! Tu n’as pas de probl\u00e8mes graves. Tu te pr\u00e9pares \u00e0 faire des \u00e9tudes universitaires.<\/p>\n
Puis c’est le coll\u00e8ge ;\u00a0tu t’\u00e9clates avec tes copains, sans aucune obligation, jusqu’\u00e0 devenir b\u00e9b\u00e9. Les neuf derniers mois tu les passes flottant tranquille, avec chauffage central, room service, etc…Et au final, tu quittes ce monde dans un orgasme !<\/p>\n
My next life:<\/span>\u00a0 by Woody Allen<\/p>\n We should live our lives backwards…<\/p>\n We start by dying, that would get rid of the trauma that dogs us all our lives. Afterwards, we would wake in an old people’s home, getting better day by day. Then, we would be\u00a0expelled\u00a0on the pretext that we were too healthy, and we would receive our (old-age) pensions. Then, on our first day of work, we would receive a gold watch and a good salary. We would work 40 years until we were young enough to enjoy the end of an active life. We would go from party to party, we would drink, we would have many love affairs! We would not have any major problems. We would prepare to study.<\/p>\n Then it’s college\/university; we would have a ball with our friends, without any pressures, until we became babies. The last nine months we would spend floating serenely, with central heating, room service, <\/em>etc…And finally, we would leave this world with an orgasm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" On devrait vivre la vie \u00e0 l’envers… Tu commences par mourir, \u00e7a \u00e9limine ce traumatisme qui nous suit toute la vie. Apr\u00e8s, tu te r\u00e9veilles dans une maison de retraite, en allant mieux de jour en jour. Alors, on te … Continue reading